The prefect joke for this time of year...

Discussion in 'Non Sun City Related Discussions' started by BPearson, Nov 20, 2016.

  1. BPearson

    BPearson Well-Known Member

    Saw this on Facebook and had to share it...too funny:

    The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me, and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.


    The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, " I am the newly elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, " My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, " That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
     
    Last edited: Nov 20, 2016

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